cartel-desmadrosa

Oh my fuck.

When I tell a girl I am NOT INTERESTED IN HER because I AM TAKEN and so she sends me nudes. No you whore. I’M FUCKING TAKEN! GO HAVE NO RESPECT FOR YOURSELF SOMEWHERE ELSE!! >:o

leadinq:

THIS IS THE HAPPIEST GOAT I HAVE EVER SEEN

loveyamaryjane:

sooo true

I love how my girlfriend wakes me up:)

Every time I get my period: Wow no okay that was not a month.

keepsiftingmysoulx:

d-a-m-n—d-o-l-l:

get your shit together, figure it out, realize, know and do what you gotta do because if you don’t then you’re not gonna be any good for anybody, especially yourself!